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DR: Tabiyat Kasi hy ab?
Pathan:Pehle se ziyada kharab hay
Dr: Dawai khali thi?
Pathan: Khali nahi thi bhari hoi thi
Dr: I mean dawai le li thi?
Pathan: G ap ne di thi to mene le li thi.
Dr: Bewaquf dawai pi li thi?
Pathan: Nahi G, dawai laal thi.
Dr: Abey gadhe dawai ko pe liya tha?
Pathan: Nahi g peliya to mujhy tha
Dr: Ulu k pathay! dawai ko khol k moun mein rakh liya tha?
Pathan: Nahi ap ne hi to kaha tha k dawai firige me rakhna...